when i was younger i saw my dad in the shower, and my penis was quite insignificate campared to his. so for the next few months i tried stretching it by wrapping it around my thumb and holding on anything i could find and walking backwards.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- My 6 years younger sister used to tell me that I was younger than her. She was just growing backwards.— Taryn
- My friend told me that if you sucked your thumb, your skin would get all mushy and your thumb would fall off.— Lauren
- I thought that Dad's were always older then Mom's, come to find out my mom is a few months older than my dad.— Nicole
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe that your thumb would come off if you sucked your thumb too much— Anonymous