After quizzing my mum about babies in tummies, I used to think that eggs and sperm got together in the toilet as that was the only place that mummy and daddy's 'bits' ever shared.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive before mummy and daddy "did it" they had to get "spunk cream" from the chemist. Anon
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- I used to think that my testicles were eggs that would become babies when I was older...— Martin
- babies were born from dragon eggs.— Justin
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara