when i was small i beleived that children were born by god throwing them through those holes in the ceiling that are used by workmen.all mothers would run with their stomachs facing up and one lucky one would get the kid.then she would be operated to get the kid out.
that was because i knew children were born from the stomachs.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe untill I was five that all adults are born like that and all little children stay little— Igor
- I thought I was such a lucky and special kid, because I was born on the exact same day as my birthday.— ricolarno
- I used to think that I nursing home was a place were mothers would take their new born babies to feed them— Katie
- I used to think babies where born naked because their mothers were too lazy to eat clothes for them to wearAnon
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda
- I used to think Kenny Rogers had 400 children and a crop in the field. Rather than 4 hungry children.Anon