my parents were at a resturant and they orderd a sumtin sockie i thought they were ordering a sock to eat
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid my dad told me that in a package of socks there was a right sock and a left sock.— Christina
- when i was little
i always thought that McDonld's was a 5 star resturant.— B* - I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- i used to think that the word 'clothes' was the plural for 'clo.' so i'd call a sock or a shirt a clo. — jessimocha
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- I used to think that if you met your parents' boss, your parents would be fired!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!— Spoot