I've often heard of "taking something too literally", but do we ever hear of taking anything too figuratively? Well, I have done precisely the latter. Growing up, I repeatedly heard the phrase, "Go wash your mouth out with soap and water!", spoken, for example, when someone had said a "dirty word". I always thought that was clearly a figure of speech, and that surely no one had ever been literally required to do that. It wasn't until my first part-time job during college that I heard a co-worker speak of how her mother used to make her wash her mouth out with soap and water. Something about the context in which she was telling it seemed to indicate that her mother made her LITERALLY do that. So I asked her, and she assurred me that indeed her mother used to make her LITERALLY wash her mouth out with soap and water. I was astonished to learn that that was ever more than an outlandish figure of speech.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle
- when i was little, i thought that you could pull your eyeballs and wash them in your mouth— beak
- that if you had fun, time would literally pass by faster— paul
- i used to watch doctor who and every time i saw a darlic i wet myself literally.— Dan Barber
- i used to believe that the "coin wash" was to clean my dirty pennies.— rmutt
- I thought that Heaven was literally up in the sky and you could fly there in a plane— Nate