Once while I was sitting on the toilet in a public bathroom, two little kids entered deep in conversation. They each accused the other of being scared. One was accused of the fear of the toilet monster. The other was accused of the fear of the dark. This was disproved by turning off the light. I couldn't resist. I yelled "I AM THE TOILET MONSTER!" They both fled in terror, leaving me to finnish in the dark. It was worth seeing the two trembling later as they warned others of the iminent danger lurking beyond the door.
A childhood belief about fear of
others believed things like this
- My brother (who was 6 at the time) would never flush the toilet in fear of our new house being blown up! Anon
- I used to believe that their was a toilet monster named johny.— sexyallie_69
- I was sure there were mosters lurking in our toilet...— tracy g
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon