When saying wedding vows instead of saying "do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife", I thought it said "awfully wedded"
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp