when i was 9 or 10 me and my mum were driving down a motorway when we saw a gouranga ( be happy) sign on a bridge. i asked how did people get up to the bridges to put the signs there. MUM: little green men put them there
ME:(being really thick) Have u seen any (then i realised she was joking and felt a total fool)
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary
- I used to believe that the "no outlet" sign on roads was a warning to people driving electric cars.— c
- I used to believe the Do Not Pass signs on the roads meant you were'nt aloud to pass the sign. I was 14.Anon
- I used to believe that "the motorway" was one big long road that went absolutely anywhere in the world!!!Anon
- I used to belive that if I didn't duck when going under bridges they would hit me.Anon
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon