I remember not too long ago my nephew told me he'd seen his step-dad doing naughty things on the sofa. As you imagine I thought the worst and mentioned to my brother in law. He just laughed pointing out that the only thing my nephew had walked in on was him eating a curry. My nephew's never been allowed to eat in the living room and he considered it really NAUGHTY!
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that Shakin' Stevens was Elvis' nephew— Ali
- My nephew (age 7) thought tampons were plugs for diarrhea. Anon
- my nephew used to believe that when people died, they just needed new batteries.— p-daddy
- My 7 year old nephew holds the opinion that the correct name for a pidgeon is a "city chicken".— Bastard
- My nephew refuses to put his tooth under his pillow in case the fairy burns him with her wand.— Nina
- My nephew, at around age three, used to say that airplanes trailing white exhaust were "airplanes on strings".— Mojo!