When I was about 10 I somehow thought that the old fashioned foil-wrapped cubes of soapy stuff used by my Dad for shaving were actually called pubes and the reason why the boys at school were embarassed to talk about them was that they were scared of shaving. I explained it all to my mates too, so that they knew what pubes were - I think they thought it was true……...
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that pubes were hair fallen from your head and glued on
— marcus - i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- When I was young and first learned about condoms, I thought that they were made of tin foil. OW!— Sarah
- I got the 1990s and 1900s mixed up, so I thought people wore that fancy old-fashioned garb in the 1990's.Anon
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- in grade school, i used to believe that test tube was a naughty word and was embarassed to say it.— miss sara