My friend (who was a sandwich short of a picnic) believed that 'Storming Norman' of Gulf War fame was actually called Storeman Norman. I can just picture him in his brown overalls striding across the deserts of Iraq with his trusted Thermos and ham sandwiches in his pocket!
A childhood belief about wars

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 13, I believed that the Gulf War took place near the Gulf Of Mexico.... — D
- I was very young during the first gulf war and I thought that it was fought in the gulf of mexico.— Kay
- My friend believed that when lightening flashed, you better smile because God was taking your picture! — Linda from Southern California
- Since the girls name Jackie is short for Jacqueline, I thought the boys name Jack was short for JackalAnon
- My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.— Taylor
- I used to think mayo was sandwich glue and u had to have it to keep it togetherAnon