When I was little the only time I saw penises was in art museums, on greek statues. I thought they were just little sacks of flesh, because the statues were always chipped in that area
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the word "statutory" refers to statues.Anon
- I used to think that the wax statues at Madame Tussauds were made of recycled candles and crayons.Anon
- i used to believe all foriegn languages were greek if you learned greek you could speak them all
— pappy 6 27 35 - For a while I thought Anon was a name of an ancient philosopher. Probably Greek.— zeforeigner
- Thank you to the person who said that red ants don't eat flesh. I always thought they did! — Lola***Rose
- I used to believe that the red thing in the middle of a Greek olive was the pit.— Liz