I always thought that when brocolli is broken down to the smallest it can be that the brocolli indeed looked like little sperm... it was my parents secret plot in order to feed it to me and get me pregnant...
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When i was little, i used to think that brocolli were mini trees, so i tried planting one one time. — Stacey
- When I was 4 i always believed that the brocolli would jumpoff the plate and eat me and today im still scared— Katrina S.
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- I used to believe that ants had the smallest nipples in the worldAnon
- I used to believe that Africa was the biggest country and Luxembourg was the smallest.Anon