At first, I was convinced that Tina Turner was singing about paint...
"What's love but a second hand emulsion?"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to be afraid of Tina Turner. I saw her as a monster or something like that.— Kinha SP
- I thought my aunt was Tina Turner actually, but she is keeping this as a secret...
— sel - When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to think the girls' name "Tina" was short for "Argentina".— Kristen
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie