when i was little i thought that a skunk lived inside me and whenever he got pissed off he would spray causing me to fart...sadly i didn't realize it wasn't true until i was ten
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I was little *I thought that if I dressed in all white I would become invisible.Sadly,I wasn't.XP— Kiki
- I used to beleive that if we didn't spray the ants, there would be hundreds of them in my house taking over.— Rob
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- if you got sprayed by a skunk you had to have a bath in tomarto sauce— rob
- When I was little, I thought that bug spray would make bugs explode and disappear. Anon
- I used to think that if you ate cat food you would die. I found out it wasn't true
— Bob#4