when i was about 6 or 7 i heard someone say the word "f**k" and later on asked my mum what it meant. She told me it was another word for poo....which was a bad idea really considering the next day at school i informed my teacher "you've got f***ed on!" in my innocent childish way, after observing that a seagull had pooed on her....
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- I used to think that fart was a bad word and then i heard my mom say it once and I was so shocked.— Tara
- My sister used to think that "spit" was a bad word. She meant "shit".— "Spit!"
- my husband believed, until recently, that the word "several" meant seven of something. — sheryl