My husband and I realized one day that our 3 year old was praying, "God is great. God is good. Let us spank him for our food . . . "
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- As a kid I used to believe that you had to vomit at least once a year to get rid of all the food you ate.— Paula
- I used to think that the praying mantis was related to the katydid!Anon
- As a child I thought that if you killed a praying mantis, you had to pay God $50.00.— stevie p
- When I was a kid I thought praying mantises were made out of grass— Landon
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon