my mom used to always rub on my stepdad's stomach, so i always thought that my stepdad's balls were right below his belly button
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- when I was a kid I thought that babies come out of a belly-button.— Ana
- My mom says that when she was growing up, she thought that her belly button was where her skin came together.— Dana
- when i was younger i thought that babies could see out of the mummies belly button— strawberry
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon