I used to believe that the offspring song have lyrics which went
'Donkey Kong, Everyday', but didnt realise the real lyrics were
'Dog eat dog, Everyday'
Imagine my surprise when i was beaten up by a major offspring fan for taking the p*ss
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- when i was i child i used to believe that everyday there was a new sun in the sky.— wally
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- I used to believe that if you ate eggs for breakfast everyday you'd get pregnant...Anon
- I used to have to say the Lord's prayer everyday, but I would wonder where my daily bread was.— caledonia