when i was little i told my brother about the brown things that came out of my bum in the toilet and he told me i was abnormal! since then i always thought i was abmormal until we talked about it in school, i was so relieved i thought i was the only one who pooed and that the toilets were only designed for wee and i would break them and everyone would find out that i did poo's!!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- when i was little i told my brother that when it rained it was gods toilet overflowing— Lisa J
- My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.— Tracy
- I was told as a child to eat the dark parts of a banana, because it was really brown sugar.Anon
- my grandma told me not to eat pizza coz the "brown squiggly" stuff there arent burnt cheese but WORMS!
— Mimi - I thought the "To Let" signs on buildings meant they were public toilets.— Scottish Laddie
- When I was little, my mom told me she was Karen from the Micky Mouse club, and I told everyone at school. — Amber