I remember a down-filled jacket I had always wanted (you know the large puffy-looking type).
One Christmas Santa brought it for me and I was thrilled until I looked at a label on the jacket that said "outerwear", which I mis-read as "underwear" and I refused to ever put that jacket on. I thought it was ridiculous that anyone would wear underwear outside their clothes to stay warm!
Children–beware of what you ask for… (and always read the tag twice!)
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "utensils" were underwear!— Haley
- When i was little, I used to send Jesus birthday cards on christmas and thought he would read them in heaven.Anon
- My mum's aunt gave her daughter a copy of Jackie magazine. She refused to read it as her name was not Jackie.— Helen
- When I was young I thought people smoked to stay warm.— Phil Stam
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K