When I was a nappie-wearing baby, I had a tendency to sit on my bum after pooing, causing the excrement to get plastered all over my bum. My mother, unfazed by the overwhelming disgustingness of having to change me, just called my poohs "pancakes". This caused me to believe that "pancake" was the correct term for poo. Imagine my surprise when I learned that my best friend's mother was making pancakes in the kitchen. I sort of lost my appetite.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that pancakes were made out of penguins. — Monty
- i used to associate the word appetite with apples, if you ate apples, you had an appetite. — elly
- I believed that wind was caused because the trees moved. I was completely sure my conclusion was correct.— Glenr
- At a young age I couldn't imagine how people without glasses could marry the ones wearing them. — Ana
- My mother's name was Anna. She was called "Annemor"(Duck mama). I was convinced I was a duckling.— Christine Norway
- the if you swallowed a fly by accident that you would then grow an appetite for dirt.— sarah