when i was about 5-6 i would play with my balls (before real masturbation lol). i would try to count how many i had. my idea was that there were hundreds in me and everytime i tried to grap them they would slip away into my gut.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought that Count Dracula was the count from Sesame StreetAnon
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- That masturbation would make you blind— NN
- When I was little i thought grandparents had to be hundreds of meters tall... Anon
- I used to beleive that if we didn't spray the ants, there would be hundreds of them in my house taking over.— Rob