When I was around five, me and my brother would have constant competitions on name-calling. The all-famous term was "You doo-doo bird"... Until, that is, my brother mistaken it as "You dildo!" -_-'
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- "dildo is an extinct bird"
my 18 year old friend fell for that.— pebblezzz - i used to believe a dildo was a thing that people sewed on when their thingy fell off.Anon
- I used to believe that having "oral sex" was talking dirty to your partner on the phone. Boy was I mistaken.— East End Kid
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to think that when I was as old as my big brother, I would be a boy too. :)Anon
- I used to believe that all famous people knew each other.— Liz