When I saw my 6th grade teacher for the first time at a school assembly, I leaned over to my mom and said "He looks like a prick" thinking it meant uptight and proper, she gave me a look like she was going to smack me and told me never to use the word again. Only later, when finding a dictionary, did I understand its true meaning.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- in grade school, i used to believe that test tube was a naughty word and was embarassed to say it.— miss sara
- when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.— myuka
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I use to believe that I could understand what my cat was thinking/saying. So I translated for about 2 years.— Cat Speaker