i used to think that when a guy got a vasectomy, it meant that he got his testicles cut off, so when my dad said he was goign to get one. i said "oh my god, why would you want to cut your balls off" ive been getting crap from them ever since
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.Anon
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I used to think pee was in your testicles.— R.G.
- I used to believe that my testicles were actually grapesAnon