Around the time I turned three, I underwent surgery to repair a hernia. In recovery, My parents were horrified when I stuffed my hand into the bandages and became hysterical because the doctor forget to sew on a penis.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- when i was little i thought every time i left the room my parents turned into aliensAnon
- when I was little, about 4th grade, I thought that when a guy had an erection his penis turned colors...lmao— peanut
- i used to watch doctor who and every time i saw a darlic i wet myself literally.— Dan Barber
- I masturbated for the first time with a stuffed dog. I believed I was going to have puppies. — Not pregnant with puppies
- I used to believe that every time you had sex your penis would get ywice as big.Anon