i used to think when lightining hit the earth that god got angry and killed someone and when thunder clashed that he farted.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan
- i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.— chuckipoo