I used to believe that a drinking problem actually was when you had a problem getting the drink to your mouth-- like they showed on "Airplane"
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that 7 times 12 was equal to 83 or 84, depending on the math problem.— Eric Swensen
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- i used to believe Houston was a person, not a place (as in, "Houston, we have a problem") — Kirsty
- I used to think people had a "potty mouth" if they had been drinking out of the toilet.Anon
- I used to think that if you mixed a diet drink with a regular drink, it would explode. Anon
- I used to belive that an airplane was my mothers car. I don't no why. — Erilld