When I was about 5 years old, my aunt would always sing the song "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..." (I don't know the title) to me because she knew I hated it. At the age of 5 I must have been pretty messed up, because I thought the song was a guy who got caught cheating on his wife. I thought he was singing the song to his mistress, telling her she was his sunshine, when his wife found them together. He then sang to his wife, "You never know dear, how much I love you, so please don't take my sunshine away." Sick mind I had.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp