I used to call penises "wigs" and vaginas "wee-wees". Well, imagine what I was thinking when one day my dad came home and said "You could tell that wasn't Ronnie's hair! He was wearing a wig on that bald head of his!" I was so shocked and thought this man "Ronnie" was born with his penis in the wrong place!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that hair was only for men, and girls wore wigsAnon
- I used to think that I nursing home was a place were mothers would take their new born babies to feed them— Katie
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle
- our grandfathers bald head was because our granmother pulled it out when she got mad at him— daniel copeland calif,u.s.
- At a young age I couldn't imagine how people without glasses could marry the ones wearing them. — Ana
- I used to believe that babies were born wearing clothes - a red top and denim shorts. Anon