when i was 5-7 i was watching t.v. i was going through all the channels and saw a porno channel. it was the first time i had seen a penis and didn't know what it was and thought it was an overgrown worm. i was confused, why did worms only live with men? i finally understood what it really was until i was 11 and nurses talked to me and the rest of the girls in my class.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that moustaches were overgrown nostril hairs.Anon
- I always thought that the gummy worms were real worms that had been mummified— The Ice Cream Sandwich Monster
- after watching "the wizard of oz" i thought kansas was black and white and the rest of the world was color!— kelly
- I used to think that spam was semen so I was very confused when people talked about buying it in tins.— EB
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon