I once found a condom in a trashcan at school. I thought it was a balloon, and I blew it up in front of the class.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- I used to think the Senior Center was where all the high school seniors got to hang out and cut class— Jordan
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- I was told that spaghetti grew on trees and i anounced it in class one day in grammer school.— w.b.
- I thought rain was made when God was crying, and wind when God blew on the earth because it was too hot.— Andy T
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon