when i was about four i stole a pack of gum from the store and later my mom found out how i got the gum. she told me i had to go back, give the gum back, and apologize. i told her i wouldnt go back untill she told me if i didnt i would go to baby jail, so until i was seven i never did anything bad because i didnt want to go to baby jail.
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- my mum told me when i was 11 if i swore the police would take me to jail. — tg in blue
- When I was six, my cousin told me that if I stuffed my bra the cops would come get me and take me to jail.— Juliea
- I used to think that someone's birthday was when they could go back to being a baby for the day.Anon
- I thought baby back ribs were from actual babiesAnon
- I used to believe that the TV could see me back. Noel Edmunds told me so.— Ringo
- My mom always told me she had eyes in the back of her head. — Ellana