When I was about 2 or something, I thought that God had this huge pet dog up in heaven. So I ended up thinking that thunder happened whenever the dog was running away from God and the rain was the dog's pee. ^_^;
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- Thunder was the angels shaking their blankets out. Rain was the fairies crying.— wolfie
- that when it thunder'd it was angels rolling barrels around heaven.— daniel copeland calif,u.s.
- Thunder was my dead uncle in heaven playing a round of bowling with God.— Mike
- I was certain that rain was created by God having a pee and flushing his huge toilet above us— Emma H
- I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!Anon
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird