when my brother and I were really little, our aunt (who is 10 years older than us) told us that before Santa was rich and could afford elves to make all the toys he used to pass out dirty underwear to little kids.
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- My older brother once told me that Aussie shampoo was made from kangaroo pee. I avoided using it for years!— Annie
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- I used to believe that thunder was Santa making toys.Anon
- I thought Santa was going to be sent to jail for stealing gifts from Toys R Us.— Sandy
- My brother that is 6 years younger than me used to believe that in seven years he would be older than me.Anon
- When I was little, I used to believe that if you see a star pass through the sky you have to make a wish.— Luis