My mum is french so she called vaginas, 'zizi's' and penis's something like 'ricket's'. I was watching the news and it said that children in 3rd world countries had rickets due to malnutrition. So I thought that if ate badly you'd become a boy.
See there's logic there!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought French Kissin gwas when to french people kissed.......Hah....Stupid huh??? — ~Duckie~
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - Up until I was about 14, I always thought that the penis was called a "pickle."— Amanda
- When I was a kid I thought girls peed out of there vaginas...woops!— Greg
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- after watching "the wizard of oz" i thought kansas was black and white and the rest of the world was color!— kelly