When my son was about 5 years old he asked me what "take a whiz" was. I replied that it meant doing "pipi".
The following day I prepared him a sandwhich. He asked what spread was inside. I answered "Cheese Whiz".
He looked at me and said, "I'm not eating cheese pipi", turned around and left. I couldn't stop laughing, which upset him.
He didn't eat cheese whiz for many years. To this day I don't know if he likes it.
A childhood belief about nasty food
others believed things like this
- Until I was about 11, I thought it was called a 'Girl Cheese' sandwhich.— Chris
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- eating cheese before bed gives you nightmaresAnon
- I used to believe my dad that "sacre bleu" meant sacred cheese.. until I was 17.— Gregg