When I was in 6th grade, we were learning about organisms in science class. I asked my brother, who was 2 years older then me, if orgasm was plural for organism. He chuckled and told me to ask our mom. I did, and boy was I mortified when she started telling me what an orgasm was!! (And mad at my brother for knowing the answer and just wanting to see me squirm in front of mom!!)
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- My older brother once told me that Aussie shampoo was made from kangaroo pee. I avoided using it for years!— Annie
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies
- My brother that is 6 years younger than me used to believe that in seven years he would be older than me.Anon
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah
- I used to eat doggy chocs until my older brother told me that if I did I would have puppies.— EG
- My mum told my older brother that dogs weren't allowed in London.— Fiz