I once overheard my grandfather telling my mother about a few guys that he used to work with who were fired, but he used the word 'canned'. I thought canned meant killed.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that bugs came out of canned bug spray Anon
- MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT CANNED SPAGHETTI WERE REALLY WORMS THAT'S WHY THEY WERE SO CHEAP...I BELIEVED— CATHY
- 'I've got candy in my ears tonight, baby'.
~Canned Heat, Jimiroquai.— Nin - I thought "deployed" meant "fired".Anon
- Since he had fought in WWII, I naturally assumed my grandfather had killed Hitler himself.Anon
- My daughter used to believe that when someone is fired from their job, it meant it literally.— Sally's mommy