I used to think that when my mom talked about her salary, she really said celery. Whenever she got paid, I asked her if she was going to share her salad.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that belly buttons were for putting the salt in while you were eating celery in bed.— David T
- I had an uncle that told me that we had belly buttons for putting salt in while we ate celery in bed.— ainmama2001
- Croutons are called "Salad cookies"Anon
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I used to believe that you had to "buy" your job. The more money you paid, the better the job. — Duke
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I didn't share, I would turn into a crow.— Peter