Based on information, or lack thereof, from a book that my parents gave me, I used to believe that for a man and a woman to have a baby that they would just have to lie in bed facing each other and that the sperm would come out of the man, SOMEHOW, and wriggle across the sheets and SOMEHOW, get into the woman.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a baby's sex was determined by whether the sperm had a picture of a man or woman on it.— David E.
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K - I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo