When I asked my mom where babies came from (i was 3) she told me they came from flying storks. Then i asked my dad and he told me the real reason. I didnt know what to believe so i just decided mommy stuck her penis into storks.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I told my son that he used to be in my tummy when he was 4. So he asked me," Mommy why did you swollow me?"
— Christopher's mom - I used to think the Static in the TV where millions of flying bugs stuck wanting to escapeAnon
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.— Feebs.
- I once asked a friend if test-tube babies had bellybuttons or not.
I was eighteen years old.Anon - I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon