i used to hard-boil eggs, and keep them as my children. if one of them cracked or started to smell, i would have a funeral for it in the back yard. each egg had a name and birthday. i also had to feed them and change them. apparently, they woke me up in the nite because they were crying too.....
i was such a weird kid
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I believed we were little kids till we were 17, and at our 18th birthday we woke up as adults.— Hoppip
- I use to believe that kissing your elbow would make you change your sex when you woke up the next day.— Chuck
- I used to believe rabbits could lay eggs. See what Easter is doing to our children? lies! lie I tell you!— Kitty Kat
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- I believed until near adulthood that when I was 6 or 7 I had actually flown for several feet in my back yard. — Jane S Poole
- I used to think that someone's birthday was when they could go back to being a baby for the day.Anon