When I was young, I very brilliantly decided I knew how babies were made. When a couple kisses, their saliva mixes and the mixture is swallowed by the woman, which goes down to the tummy and the baby starts forming. Because kissing was gross, I decided I never wanted kids.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that babies were made out of spit from people kissing too much, lol.— ecila
- When i was little I thought babies were made by french kissing. havn't you ever seen look whos talking now?!
— randa - when i was 2 or 3 believed that i had lots of animals in my tummy it made sense my mum had baby in hers.— kjc
- I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby. — World's Worst Scientist
- my nanna told me if I swallowed gum that I would have a gum tree growing out of my tummy— ms pouty
- My friend used to believe baby oil was made from babiesAnon