As a little girl, I saw my grandmothers masectomy scar across her chest, where her right breast should have been. I imagined she had put a really tight belt across her chest (bandito-style!)which had squashed her breast away!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick
- My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.— Honey
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- When I was little I thought that black babies who were breast fed got chocoate instead of white milk.— Susan
- I used to think that if a gorilla pounded its chest it liked you.Anon
- i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic. — lou