When I was in kindergarten (about 5 or 6), some kids in my class had gotten into the conversation whether or not God ever danced. My mom always told me she was SO OLD she knew Wilma Flinstone, George Burns' mother, etc., so I proceeded to stand up and tell everyone that I would ask my mom because she was from the "olden days" and she'll know if God ever danced (she was only about 38-40 at the time).
To this day I'm reminded by my mom that I told everyone she'd know if God danced. I can't live it down!
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- I used to think the olden days came once every couple of yearsAnon
- I used to believe that the olden days were black and white when I was about 3 from seing old movies.— Sam
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- I used to believe that when you have Diarrhoea it burns a second whole in your a*se!!— Pigeon
- My nephew refuses to put his tooth under his pillow in case the fairy burns him with her wand.— Nina