When my younger sister was learning to talk, she used belive that napkins were called 'damnaps' because my brother or I would forget them so often when we set the table, that my mom would say in exaspiration "you forgot the damn napkins!" She heard "you forgot the damnaps kids!"
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- I forgot the expression "not cricket", so I said, "not tennis" instead.Anon
- When I was little I used to think that Phoenix palm trees were pineapples that some one forgot to pickAnon
- I thought the expression "so funny I forgot to laugh" was literal instead of sarcastic— Not so funny after all
- I used to belive that my mum and dad lived together cause they were brother and sister— Corin
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon