After viewing someone hypnotizing someone else on T.V, ( I was 3), I thought I could hypnotitize people by jumping up and down naked, so my penis would swing to and fro. I tried this on my mum and told her to get me a sandwich. She did it(She must of been playing along).Then I told her to get me a nintendo 64. She didn't. I thought I just needed to recharge. I sat on my bed with my penis under the cover. I then tried it on my dad and he looked at me, puzzled. Then I realized I possesed no such power.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it— SERASDFE
- I used to think that swing music was called that because you listened to it when playing on the swing set.Anon
- i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off— jarid
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat