my little bro used to believe that whenever he took a dump a Brittish Royal Gaurd would jump out of the toilet and beat him. sometimes if you listen you would believe that he was getting beaten too.
A childhood belief about fear of

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you jump in a toilet, they lead you to another dimension.— beep.
- I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- I used to believe that kings and queens and members of royal families don't fart, wee or poo.. — Leema
- Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny
- I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav